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Nessie's in the Lake. Bigfoot's Flabbergasted. You're in This Paranormal Shirt.
Tired of boring t-shirts? Does your wardrobe scream "needs more cryptids and existential bewilderment"? Friend, have we got the cotton masterpiece for you!
Prepare for:
- Uncontrollable Giggles: Strangers will point. Friends will snort-laugh. You'll become a walking beacon of comedic genius.
- Knowing Nods from Fellow Believers: (And confused stares from everyone else, which is half the fun).
- An Instant Upgrade to Your "Cool & Quirky" Status: Ditch the mundane. Embrace the mythic.
- The Perfect Gift: For that friend who communicates exclusively in memes, the cryptozoology enthusiast in your life, or anyone who appreciates a solid "Bruh" moment.
- Philosophical Debates: Did Bigfoot really say "Bruh"? Was Nessie just trying to ask for directions? This shirt sparks the important discussions.
Here's what this shirt WON'T do:
- Solve world peace (probably).
- Make you suddenly good at parallel parking.
- Actually summon Bigfoot or Nessie (our lawyers made us say that).
But it WILL make you look ridiculously awesome. And honestly, isn't that enough?
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PRODUCT DETAILS
- Material: 100% Cotton
- Length: Regular
- Sleeve Length: Short Sleeve
- Sleeve Type: Regular Sleeve
- Applicable People: Adult
- Sheer: No
- Fabric: Slight Stretch
- Placket Type: Pullovers
- Collar Style: Crew Neck
- Contour: Regular
- Season: All-season
- Style: Casual
- Fit Type: Regular
LAUNDRY INSTRUCTIONS
Wash inside out on cold. Dry on low heat, lay flat, or hang to dry. Okay to dry clean.
SIZE CHART
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Specifications
| T-Shirt Size | Small, Medium, Large, X-Large, XX-Large, XXX-Large |
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