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Nessie's in the Lake. Bigfoot's Flabbergasted. You're in This Paranormal Shirt.



Get Ready to "Bruh" Out Loud: The T-Shirt That Asks the Real Questions!

Tired of boring t-shirts? Does your wardrobe scream "needs more cryptids and existential bewilderment"? Friend, have we got the cotton masterpiece for you!

Behold! The "Bruh" t-shirt, featuring the legendary encounter you never knew you needed. Witness Bigfoot, in all his hirsute glory, utter the single, perfect syllable that encapsulates the sheer, unadulterated weirdness of spotting the Loch Ness Monster. It's a mood. It's a moment. It's probably what actually happened.

This ain't just a t-shirt, it's a conversation starter (or ender, depending on who you're talking to). 


Prepare for:

  • Uncontrollable Giggles: Strangers will point. Friends will snort-laugh. You'll become a walking beacon of comedic genius.
  • Knowing Nods from Fellow Believers: (And confused stares from everyone else, which is half the fun).
  • An Instant Upgrade to Your "Cool & Quirky" Status: Ditch the mundane. Embrace the mythic.
  • The Perfect Gift: For that friend who communicates exclusively in memes, the cryptozoology enthusiast in your life, or anyone who appreciates a solid "Bruh" moment.
  • Philosophical Debates: Did Bigfoot really say "Bruh"? Was Nessie just trying to ask for directions? This shirt sparks the important discussions.

Here's what this shirt WON'T do:

  • Solve world peace (probably).
  • Make you suddenly good at parallel parking.
  • Actually summon Bigfoot or Nessie (our lawyers made us say that).



But it WILL make you look ridiculously awesome. And honestly, isn't that enough?


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Product Details

  • Material: 100% Cotton
  • Length: Regular
  • Sleeve Length: Short Sleeve
  • Sleeve Type: Regular Sleeve
  • Applicable People: Adult
  • Sheer: No
  • Fabric: Slight Stretch
  • Placket Type: Pullovers
  • Collar Style: Crew Neck
  • Contour: Regular
  • Season: All-season
  • Style: Casual
  • Fit Type: Regular

Laundry Instructions

Wash inside out on cold.  Dry on low heat, lay flat, or hang to dry.  Okay to dry clean.

Size Chart

Customers say shirts fit true to size.



Returns and Refunds


Our Hassle-Free Return Policy

We're genuinely sorry your product didn't work out, and we truly appreciate your continued loyalty! We want you to be completely satisfied with your purchase, so we've made our return process simple.


Return Window: You have 30 day of date of purchase to return your item.


T-Shirt or Apparel Return

Condition of Item: To be eligible for a return, your t-shirt must be unworn and unwashed, with all original tags still attached.


Proof of Purchase: Please provide your order number or receipt when initiating a return.


Easy Returns: To make things easy, we'll send you a pre-paid return shipping label via email, or you'll have the option to print one directly.


Refund Process: Once we receive your returned item at our office, we'll process your refund to your original payment method as quickly as possible.  If you do not have an order number, perhaps it was a gift, we will happily issue you a credit on your account.  In some cases, we may replace your product if you would just like another one due to defect or damage.


Non-Returnable Items: Please note that the following items cannot be returned:

  • Final sale items that are heavily discounted.
  • Personalized or customized items.

To start your return, please reach out to us through any method at:  Contact Us


Stop Staring, Start Wearing! Add to Cart!

Get this t-shirt. Seriously. You've scrolled this far. It's fate. It's destiny. It's a really funny t-shirt. Don't overthink it. Just "Bruh" and buy.

You won't regret it (unless you encounter both creatures simultaneously, then your reaction might be a bit more than "Bruh," and we are not liable for that).

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